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Putin Loses Handle On Military Inspection

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The look on Gerasimov’s face is classic. “Oh chit!.”

During engagements with Russian trolls, their favorite tool is to say how high-tech the Russian military is.

I worry about the quality.

In this article are three perfect examples of poor quality Russian workmanship, a lack of attention to detail, poor training, poor execution, and a lack of adequate military specifications.

When Russia wants something bad, sometimes they get it bad.  That’s an American colloquialism which says if you are desperate to get something, sometimes what you get is bad.

When you up-armor (which means add armor) a door, you must increase the tensile strength of the handle to accommodate the increased weight of the door.  I wonder what else they forgot?

What an embarrassment.  Russia.  I heard a Russian engineer is about to come up missing.

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By Mike Eckel

As presidential inspections of Russian military equipment go, this was not a good one.

President Vladimir Putin traveled to the Black Sea city of Sochi on May 12, where he met with military officials and weapons suppliers eager to show off some of Russia’s latest technology and equipment.

According to Russian news reports, the man who served as Putin’s tour guide — General Aleksandr Shevchenko, the director of the Russian Defense Ministry’s Main Armored Directorate — was eager to show Putin the specially built armored model of an SUV built by the Russian automotive giant UAZ.

With television cameras rolling, the entourage — which included the chief of the Russian Armed Forces General Staff, General Valery Gerasimov — walked to the front passenger-side door and Putin tried to open the door. An officer appearing to be Shevchenko went to help him, pulling on the door handle — until he pulled it off.

As Putin appeared to smirk, and with Gerasimov visibly appalled, video broadcast by the Kremlin-friendly TV channel LifeNews showed Shevchenko tossing the broken handle through the open window onto the passenger seat, and then reaching in and struggling to open the door from the inside.

“Well done,” Putin was quoted as saying by Vedomosti.

After failing to open the front door, Shevchenko then goes to the rear passenger door and opens it, though it’s unclear from the video whether Putin ended up climbing in.

The incident wasn’t the first time that Putin has found himself at the mercy of malfunctioning machinery.

Five years ago, he was treated to a test drive of a new- model Lada, whose manufacturer has a less-than-stellar reputation for quality. Putin took the wheel in front of the cameras but had a hard time getting the car to start. 

There have been other smirk-worthy equipment malfunctions in recent years, too.

In 2015, during the Victory Day parade in Red Square– where Russian and Soviet weaponry has been shown off for decades — a next generation T-14 Armata tank stalled and had to be towed away by another vehicle.

Stalled Armata tank T-14 on parade rehearsal

During the same event, in the procession leading up to Red Square, a Buk M-1 antiaircraft missile launcher appeared to catch fire, spewing smoke across the thousands of parade watchers. Firefighters ultimately showed up to extinguish the blaze.

Russian truck caught fire missiles in the Victory Day parade


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